What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
12.06.2025 03:00
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
The mystery rise of lung cancer in non-smokers - BBC
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Why are white women so hard to date?
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
UN calls for investigation into killings near Gaza aid site - BBC
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
What is the lowest probability event you have personally witnessed?
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Make Nazis afraid again!
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
What is it that gives a man who is a submissive cock sucker his most pleasure?
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
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What is the meanest thing your husband has said to you?
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
What CIA front organizations operated in the United States during the 1960s?
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Everything You Need to Know About MicroSD Express - WIRED
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
What legal actions can be taken if a neighbor's unleashed dog causes harm or injury?
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.